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Samson is now neutered. For the general public this is not a big deal, and I knew that we would one day neuter Samson. Actually, when I say we I mean Will. I find the whole subject stressful to say the least. I firmly believe that animals are the be respected and honored as gifts. Undo suffering or harm is unreasonable in my opinion. However, I do occasionally consume meat (added to being Kosher, I am virtually a vegetarian). I go out of my way to only consume animal products for farms that treated the animal with respect, and was killed in a swift manner. I also believe the animal needs to be an adult. I don’t even consume fertilized eggs. This is extremely important to me. I believe that what and how you eat is large portion of how you choose to live, and how you live is who you are.
I don’t know where neutering lands. On one hand, Samson wouldn’t be able to breed and a major organ is getting removed. On the other hand, having urges that he will never be allowed to act on is just mean, and roaming to find a female could easily get him killed. Plus I don’t want him to try a breed some unsuspecting guest.
This issue got pushed to the extremely last week. Samson left my side. Samson’s entire life has been next to myself or Will, and he doesn’t just leave. He was gone for about thirty minutes. The next morning he has blood dripping from his genitals. Now I am not an expert on canine genitalia but I assume dripping blood is not good. So I swoop him up, all 90 pounds, and we are off to the vet. Samson has a blood blister. Great. Oh and he is filled with sand. Wait, what?
We have a large sandy beach on our property. Samson rolls and plays in it all the time. Apparently, Samson got excited and got covered in sand. Fast forward now he is in vet, muzzled, three people holding him as a small lady vet is shooting saline solution in him, and give him the most uncomfortable and detailed bath ever. The look on his face was priceless. I am sure mine was too.
Between roaming, sand blisters, and the threat of random humping attacks, it was time. My mother made the appointment. It was all I could do to not cry. This is where the hormones could into play. I am shifting my body’s hormones to healthier levels, so a little Oller can join us safely. Which is great, but it makes my sad sadder, my mad madder, and my I seriously don’t want to do this in to a giant angry, defensive ball of I will freaking kill you, don’t even test me.
I literally felt as though they were trying to kill Samson. They were going to hack him up into little pieces and try to sell him back to me as an improved version. They were going to pull a “New Coke”, except I could never get the classic version back. I thought of plans to ran away with him. Conspiracy plots start to make sense. I was losing my mind. And the worst part of it, was I completely knew I was losing my mind. I was paralyzed to stop it. Here I was a freaking on monster binge, with the knowledge that this ridiculous.
Will sat down to make his point.
Samson is not going to come back. Either way, Samson is going to different. As a slightly calmer, maybe even depressed dog. Or as a rampaging rapist who you will have to battle and at 90+ pounds, you may not win.
This did not help me. I have never been away from Samson since he was 7 weeks old, and now no matter what decision I make, he’s gone.
Samson got dropped off at eight in the morning, and wasn’t to be picked up until four in the afternoon. That gave me the whole day to feel sick. They asked if I would like him on pain medication or not. Or not? Have you had your nads cut off? Probably not, and if you have, I going to bet you wanted pain medication. Why is this even an option? Are there that many people who are going to $150 for neutering, $20 per month for food, $200+ for vet costs every year (if they are lucky), then G*d knows how much for toys, leashes, dishes, replacement shoes….. you get the point. If you have a large breed dog you know two things, they are not cheap and you don’t want those teeth in so much pain that they are going crazy.
I race over at four, only to have the vet assistant come out and say she needs to talk to me about Samson. My heart dropped. I hope she heard it fall. She pauses for dramatic effect, “I need to go over his medication schedule.” Really, you could not just blurt that out. Thanks. The real thanks goes to the desk lady, who had the decency to step in before I laid the vet assistant out. She recommended that the assistant go and get Samson for me.
He rounded the corner, doing his signature trout impression. My love was back. I placed his green e-collar on and we were off. No more roaming and I still have my Samson.
P.S.
Do to the heat, and his inability to regulate temperature Samson had to stay with us in the trailer for three days. A tiny bit cramped.
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Samson is high and excited to be in air conditioning.
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Samson with his new Mr. Feet the V
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Samson drugged, and trying to catch a ball in his collar.